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Lol. Anyway, I obviously agree with Doogles. My Idea is, and I really am not all that affected by what you say, that since 1960, women have become more independent.
I dont know about Eric or Douglas, but Scott's mom and my mom Both Go to Work Every Day (his more so than mine) The Stay-at-home-mom has virtually disappeared. When Women become more independent, they DON't have the Time to raise 7 kids.
the modern day average is 2.3-2.2 kids per family. it was around 5.5, NOT 7-10.
Also, I really don’t know how The Pill works, BUT If you take it during the first 3 days of a pregnancy (assuming its still effective then), you have a .02*.02*.02 chance of having a kid. That’s MUCH less than 1%. There is ALMOST NO Chance of "pill failure" Also, you DO have to use a condom 100 times to have it break 3 times.
Out of those 100 times (assuming once a day), there is a 1/10 chance Every day. that means you have a .03*.1 chance EVERY day of getting her pregnant. if you include her taking the pill, your chances (which were 3/1000) becomes 1/60000 (.00006)
t is most definetely NOT "pill failure" OR "Condom failure" My parents DID want to have a kid (actually two, but neveryoumind)
Mr. Roger's Kid was a mistake. But thats completely different.. Mr Rogers was a mistake.
Ya, her facts were:
1.Wrong
2.Made up (when in doubt, BS your way out)
3.unrelated
4.Out of proportion
Now, excluding HPV and Herpes, you have a 1/4 chance of getting an STD. And a condom is 97% effective (if used properly.
Therefore, If you properly use a condom, you have a 75/10000 chance of getting an STD.
Mrs. Jackson (no relation to Michael) told us that condoms have an overall 84% failure rateThats STILL good enough to bet on AND prevent a pregnancy. Anyway, if you have a 1/10*84/100*98/100 chance of getting her pregnant, it WON't happen if you dont want it to.
Also, she mentioned that condoms expire. If you Dont use an expired condom, YOUR EVEN BETTER OFF!
whatever
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Just give it up! You need to realize that, believe it or not, nobody's perfect, including you. You need to stop being such a know-it-all because it's really annoying. People like you who spend so much time blogging (I noticed you have three blogs) and making other people seem stupid probably won't have a sex life anyway, so just chill out and get a life!
How am I being a know it all? I admit that I dont know things. I DO have a life, no matter how nerdy it is. Anyway, All I did was take their "facts" and a few more and plug them into a calculator.
What the crap do you do? Read random people's blogs?
Or perhaps you play football/lacrosse/soccer every waking moment you can. I DONT consider that better than my social life.
Anyway, This IS a blog about arguments. So Shut up.
Also, You obviously DIDNt read ANY of the rest of this blog *Abortion post* ahem ahem. That was all about "Nobody is Perfect" Not even me
Your arguments are really weak, and really crappy. You say that someone's statistics are crap, and then you go ahead and figure your own stats using the same ones you said weren't accurate. That doesn't exactly work too well. Also, playing sports involves socializing, excersise, and teamwork. Considering how much time you probably spend on your computer every day, you probably don't play any sports. You probably consider blogging and instant messanger to be socialization, but you don't need to be able to know anything about someone's body language or anything like that, so it's just an excuse to say that you have a social life. Your only exercise probably is from typing so much on your computer. You probaly know how many words per minute you can type, don't you? Teamwork: sitting at your computer involves no teamwork at all. You may make excuses, but I guarentee that you could do any of them without working with anyone else. You're probably one of those people who programs calculators and desperately tries to fit in with the "cool crowd". Also, if you're like people at my school, you probably like a girl way out of your league who thinks you're annoying. Let me ask you one question: Did you google her? I can totally picture you as being one of these geeks at my school, especially this one kid. We'll call him by his initials, P.J. PJ is the biggest loser. He thinks he knows everything, and his ego is just about as large as that of this one jock, who we'll call S.R., but SR isn't really part of this story, so you can forget about him. Anyway, PJ has this major "crush" on this girl, we'll call her T.L. TL is somewhat nerdy, but she has a social life, which puts her way out of PJ's league. PJ always annoys her, and he even was weird enough to tell her that he liked her--over instant messanger! I find that really pitiful. PJ never does anything. He's really lazy, and he thinks he is oh-so-wonderful, when really, he doesn't have many friends. Moving right along-- I read the abortion post, and I think you're a jerk, especially to some of the people who know you. Your comments, along with your post, were really insensitive to their feelings. I've had someone purposely send me something they knew would make me mad, and they're a major jerk, so now everyone hates her. Also, I don't go around reading other people's blogs. My cousin, who's paralyzed in the hospital reads blogs to pass the time, and I happened to walk in right as yours was up. By the way, it just so happens that my cousin was paralyzed because when she refused to get an abortion, her now ex-boyfriend stabbed her and hit her spinal cord. She lost the baby. Once she recovers, she wants to speak out against abortion, and encourage adoption. She could've adopted one of the babies killed by their mothers and the doctors so inhumanely. Coincindence that we found your blog? I think not. I think she was meant to find this, and I was meant to dispute it so that I can touch one person's heart. I hope I met my goal. I'll be checking on this blog every once in awhile.
dear "you're a social retard",
who cares if you play sports? sports suck (i do play sports, i used to play 3 different ones, now i just play baseball) and there's absolutely nothing wrong with being lazy. You need to stop getting hung up about how bad nerds are, and just look past social clicks.
you know what? FUCK TEAMWORK! you know why? becuase theres no U in team either, bitch. where has teamwork gotten anyone? ever? perfect example: i played a board game with a friend, we made an alliance, worked as a team and i got majorly fucked over and lost huge. fuck team work.
you seem like a douche. you also seem like a jock-asshole-retard.
anyways sorry to hear about your cousin but her ex-boyfriend must have been a real asshole. Anyways let your cousin speak out against abortion. all those protests do is just fucking shame the person getting an abortion. If your cousin should be doing anything it should be speaking out against asshole guys like her ex-boyfriend.
-me
"You're socially retarded"
I have a feeling you go to IHMS. Anyway, Barret is Right (Or rather, left: Right is wrong, left is right.)
Anyway, that "We were meant to find your blog" crap is just that. crap.
You aren't destined to do ANYthING! OMFG! even though we cannot control time, we CAN choose. Therefore, You Do NOT have a destiny. Ever.
I DO go to church, and do believe in God. But yu dont have a destiny.
I STILL don't really get how you connected Abortion to your cousin's parlyzation. Her Ex had other problems. You know how much life suks for kids without dads? Who wants to be a bastard? Not Me. Also, thats great if she wants to adopt. I argue against the ban of abortion for a few reasns:
1. Women deserve to have the option!
2.The Supreme Court already ruled on it!
3.It's legal in Europe, but not in "the world leader"? HUH?
4.Kids don't deserve to b dumped in a dumpster, or be abused.
You obvioulsy don't pay much attention.
Also, their facts ARE bogus, but they DON'T LISTEN! so, if I use their facts, I can disprove their points to them! If you cant beat them, join them and stab them in the back with their weapons.
If I find out that "PJ" is me *ahem* annie *ahem*, someone will be in deep crap.
Teamwok is good, but I can do team work. I Just don't find chasing a freakin ball around a grass feilod for 90 minutes, or knocking people down, or throwing a rubber ball with a stick muc fun. I am sorry, Thats NOT fun.
If you say I dont do sports, I:
Sail, Ski, Bike, and used to play soccer
Tell the Olympiads, Or Laqnce Armstrong that they are not atheletes. I would Laugh so hard at your sorry, deminished, pitifully burning mess of a body. After cutting you up with a stapler and burning your soul.
As long as I dont know YAST, i am cool with anything
*YASR
Woah, when did I miss all of this? It looked like a fun argument. Anyway, I CHOOSE to throw my hand in with Alan and Barrett. I'm a nerd of the first class (but I have a social life (alan does too, believe it or not)). Until three months ago, I was dating another nerd. Now I've got a crush on the girl who ISN'T way out of my league. Hmm! Eric, disproving all the stereotypes. P.S. I can type at like 70WPM or smt. I have no clue.
Oh and Alan, a failure rate of 84% is RIDCULOUSLY high. Maybe she meant success rate of 84% because if you actually do your math there, the numbers come out to a just over 8% chance of getting a girl pregnant using the Pill and a condem.
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